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Mr Rotten would like to say belated Happy 50th Birthday to Rambo on February 14th.

Apologies to Rambo's fans I would have mentioned it earlier but we were stuck in swamp going wild. Put it your diary pop fans. Like Mr Rotten, he gratefully accepts all donations!

PS: I've bought him some lovely boat shoes.

I don’t like decaffeinated teabags. The offer to this show came in the season to be jolly. I don’t know who Bodog is. I still don’t, but I may in the future. I admire the wit, audacity and touch of genius to entrust me with the future of rock and roll. I do not do judgment. I don’t take judgment. But, by the end of this show you’ll know what this judge meant. I don’t like decaffeinated teabags.

P.S. - I always loved live music and these bands genuinely enjoy what they do, and they write their own songs. Thank you. Fresh. Whoever wins Bodog’s cash cow contract is well worth it cause every single band in here is worth it. Words not given lightly.

Up yours, John Rotten.

" Happy Birthday Q."
"Congradulations from Mr Rotten!"

Get it straight from the Horses Mouth. Follow this link to read Mr Lydon's congradulatory message…

John and John recently attended a charity Spoken Word Event at film-maker Kevin Smith's house (Clerks, Dogma, etc). In true Rotten style, Mr Lydon read the lyrics to 'The Body', 'Bodies', 'Tie Me to the Length of That' & 'God Save the Queen'.

A fantastic night was had by all, so "big thanks" to Kevin and his wife Jen, Russell Milton and Daniella. You can read all about the event on Kevin's website.

AngloMania:
The Pretty and the Vacant.

JL.Com: Prior to cleaning his tongue with a very nice towel that the Regency Hotel supplied, Mr Lydon let us know what really happened at the AngloMania charity dinner the other night. You will not be surprised to learn that reports of his “oafish” behaviour are greatly exaggerated. Turns out it was nothing more than a storm in a D-cup.

There was no ‘wobbling round the edges of the party’, he was there at the special invitation of the museum; and had more right to be there than most. Just remember that if John Lydon hadn’t been a Sex Pistol, not only would there not have been an AngloMania; many of the people there wouldn’t have had a career. John wasn’t there for their amusement; they were there for his...

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Taking Liberties Not Taken Easily! New John Lydon interview.

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John Rotten's April Fool."

Congradulations!

"I wash me hands, I wash me face, and I watch me arsenal"

"In the company of some good old scousers, Mr Rotten and Mr Rambo took in today's match at the Cock & Bull pub in Lincoln Blvd, Santa Monica, and had a good old chant! It's a nice day to be a gooner…"

"It will always be congradulations with me. I've always been a Cliff Richard fan, and I've never been the same since Cliff was cheated out the Eurovision song contest. I was only a small boy at the time, but it affected me deeply. And it will always be congradulations with me."

"It only takes half a century?"

The Horses Mouth.
March 28th 2006.